none of your business's writings

Not to long ago I went to a Safeway in town when I noticed a small sticker on the light post that said God isn't real. That got me to thinking, I can scientifically prove God. You see the people that don't think God is real believe in evolution. But evolution fails to fully account for the world around us. Random changes in a life form can not explain why the world works the way it does. Evolution can explain a butterfly or sunflower very neatly indeed. But evolution can not explain cancer AIDS murder Famine genocide or why the world is full of so much pain. To explain that we need a designer, a malevolent designer, one who fashioned the world with pain for his entertainment. And oddly enough the Christian God fits that bill to a T. If you don't entertain him by worshiping him good enough he'll give you cancer. I know what your thinking this isn't science it's just some nut job on the internet scribbling out some insane idea. Well you haven't let me finish yet, to prove God scientifically I'll call my idea The Theory of Malevolent Design. Now that's real science. I'm sure my new theory will replace evolution in all American schools in the next five years. I should get my Nobel Prize shortly after that.

It seems to be getting very popular to blame George W Bush for every little thing that's going wrong in this country right now. From a very unpopular war to the prise of gas to a more than nine trillion dollar deficient. But lets remember that none of this was GW's idea. If you don't believe me look it up. George said it before we even went to war. He clearly said God told him to go to war. So lets put the blame where it belongs, squarely on God's shoulders. I don't know what God was thinking. I mean he's all knowing he most have known it was going to go to shit. If I had to guess I'd say it was revenge, the Bible's full of it, God eats the shit for lunch and asks for seconds. So join me in a prayer, ask God to tell George to end the war, and write us a check for that nine trillion dollars. Until I get that check I'm saying fuck you God, and your little kiss ass son too.

America home of the brave land of the free and some other lies (Jesus) was built on a few great ideas. That we've since tried to forget about, the persecute of happiness is one thing, but if your idea of happiness is gay love then America knows how to turn a blind eye to that line. Privacy means nothing if there are people in the world that want to be meanie heads to us. And that goes double if they don't even believe in the one and only true Christian God. But if there's one thing we still got going for us it's that bit about cruel and unusual punishment. In some stupid country (probably one that doesn't have Jesus) someones is being caned right now I.E. being hit really hard with a really big stick. Thank God we live in a good country where six girl ages 14 to 17 who beat up another girl and put it on You Tube won't get caned. We opt for the hight road in this awesome to the max best country ever, we seek life with out the possibility or parole. And if I didn't thank God yet I'll do it again, that we don't give them 20 lashes with a whip and send them on their way. I mean sure it's against the Geneva Convention to give minors life, but come on if you gave those girls a choice caning or life they'd pick life every time (caning hurts, a lot). Besides it's one thing to get a munch of you friends together to give someone you all hate a good beat down, but they put it on You Tube (I'll bet they didn't even get a model release signed), and that screams capital offense if I've ever heard the word before. And to prove I'm right I say we go find that stupid kid in Oroville (who took that gun to school didn't shoot anybody just wanted to blow his own head off let every body leave but the girls who chose to stay to talk him down you know the one I'm talking about the one who got 20 to life for attempted murder even tho he didn't even point the gun at any body, encase you forgot what I was talking about were going to go get that kid to prove I'm right) and ask him, “hey dumb ass do you want to hang around here for the next 19 and a half year to life or get hit on the ass with this really big stick like 20 time”. “No I don't think you understand me this is going to hurt a lot”. “Are you sure.” “But it's cruel and unusual punishment”.