God

Not to long ago I went to a Safeway in town when I noticed a small sticker on the light post that said God isn't real. That got me to thinking, I can scientifically prove God. You see the people that don't think God is real believe in evolution. But evolution fails to fully account for the world around us. Random changes in a life form can not explain why the world works the way it does. Evolution can explain a butterfly or sunflower very neatly indeed. But evolution can not explain cancer AIDS murder Famine genocide or why the world is full of so much pain. To explain that we need a designer, a malevolent designer, one who fashioned the world with pain for his entertainment. And oddly enough the Christian God fits that bill to a T. If you don't entertain him by worshiping him good enough he'll give you cancer. I know what your thinking this isn't science it's just some nut job on the internet scribbling out some insane idea. Well you haven't let me finish yet, to prove God scientifically I'll call my idea The Theory of Malevolent Design. Now that's real science. I'm sure my new theory will replace evolution in all American schools in the next five years. I should get my Nobel Prize shortly after that.

It seems to be getting very popular to blame George W Bush for every little thing that's going wrong in this country right now. From a very unpopular war to the prise of gas to a more than nine trillion dollar deficient. But lets remember that none of this was GW's idea. If you don't believe me look it up. George said it before we even went to war. He clearly said God told him to go to war. So lets put the blame where it belongs, squarely on God's shoulders. I don't know what God was thinking. I mean he's all knowing he most have known it was going to go to shit. If I had to guess I'd say it was revenge, the Bible's full of it, God eats the shit for lunch and asks for seconds. So join me in a prayer, ask God to tell George to end the war, and write us a check for that nine trillion dollars. Until I get that check I'm saying fuck you God, and your little kiss ass son too.