Art Avalanche
Submitted by Weston on January 15, 2007, 11:00am.
Artwork Takes Over House!
Man in critical condition after being buried beneath toppling mound of rejected art.
Art Avalanche
Doctors at Enloe hospital say that freak accidents such as these may occur more frequently as art sales continue to plumit. "Art is dangerous, and it should be taken more seriously." Dr. Thoreau continues, "This poor chap never knew what hit him."
Although this young artist is showing signs of a slow recovery, doctors say he might never be able to make art again, a grim thought for any artist to bear.
The question now is, "What will you do to keep yourselves safe from art avalanche danger?"
Artist injured in art avalanche.
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